okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.
(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)
tumblr needs to write advertisements
Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.
People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.
Well that took a turn I didn’t expect
Supernatural Marketing seasons 1-10
GOD THESE ARE SO EFFING BAD
The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.
update: i banged him
"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"
"…I think we should call it your grave!"
"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"
BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST
I thought that I was the Warrior and Cersei was the Maid, but all the time she was the Stranger, hiding her true face from my gaze.
#OH MY GOD NO BUT THE WAY DEAN’S ATTITUDE CHANGES AS SOON AS JOHN COMES TO THE DOOR #FROM SMILING AND GENTLE TO THE GOOD LITTLE SOLDIER #CHIN LIFTED #SHOULDERS SQUARE #’SIR YES SIR’ #AND SAM’S EYES GO WIDE WITH FEAR BUT DEAN #/DEAN/ #DEAN NEEDS TO /IMPRESS/ JOHN #HE ALWAYS HAS #I JUST #I FUCKING CAN’T JESUS CHRIST WOW (via mrjackles)
sometimesi really hate this show
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