193049
16 Sep 14 at 11 pm

the-fandoms-are-cool:

owlmylove:

okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.

(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)

tumblr needs to write advertisements

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

owlmylove:

okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.
(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)

tumblr needs to write advertisements

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

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koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

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 10750
16 Sep 14 at 10 pm

violue:

padalucky:

Supernatural Marketing seasons 1-10

GOD THESE ARE SO EFFING BAD

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 56272
16 Sep 14 at 10 pm

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

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skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

kickedthe-hornetsnest:

heyharpo:

"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"

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"…I think we should call it your grave!"

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"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"

BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST

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 136
16 Sep 14 at 1 am

I thought that I was the Warrior and Cersei was the Maid, but all the time she was the Stranger, hiding her true face from my gaze.

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 1489
15 Sep 14 at 7 pm

every revolution
               begins with a
s p a r k;

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 168478
15 Sep 14 at 3 pm

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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"You have to be odd to be number one."